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Bilkul naya jokes..........

#1
Bilkul naya

(Baccha fone pe): ye kaha ka number hai..
Constable: Police Station Baccha: haath me kya hai?
Constable: danda. Baccha: gaand me daal lo. Ye keh k bacche ne fone kaat diya.
Constable ne number nikal k usi no pe fone kia to bacche ki maa ne uthaya.
Constable: Yaha se kisi bacche ne fone kiya or kaha k danda gaand me daal lo. Maa: kitni der pehle?
Constable: 10 minute huye.
Maa: ohh..sorry kaafi der ho gai,nikaal lo..
Aap bhi kahan bacche ki baaton me aa gaye..

only one........

Shadi hui,

khub mithai Bati.

Pehla Baccha hua,

khub mithai bati.

Dusra Baccha hua,

mithai bati...

5 saal baad, Baccho ka school admission karwane gaya, Donation 2 Lac+ Fees 1,50,000.

Aadmi ghar aakar khub roya To

Biwi boli :"Janu meri fati to Khub mithai bati, Khud ki fati to rona aa gaya.!!!! .haso mat send karo dusro ko market me new lonch huva hai...

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#2
Lol......
Thanx........
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#3
hehehe :D
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#4
Nice jokes
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#5
Ek sarder ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi
se bahut milti hai”.
Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara…
Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai”
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#6
hahaha
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#7
nice.....
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#8
HAHAHA
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